"The Little Blue Man"

One morning when I was out shopping

Though you'll find it hard to believe

A little blue man came out of the crowd

And timidly tugged at my sleeve.

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man

"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."

"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man

And scared me right out of my wits.

I hurried back to my apartment

I rushed in and I closed the door

But there on the desk stood the little blue man

Who started to tell me once more

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man

"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."

"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man

And scared me right out of my wits.

For weeks after that I was haunted

Though no one could see him but me

Right by my side was the little blue man

Wherever I happened to be.

One evening in wild desperation

I rushed to a rooftop in town

And over the side pushed the little blue man

Who sang to me all the way down

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man

"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."

"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man

And scared me right out of my wits.

I whispered, "Thank goodness that's over!"

I smiled as I hurried outside

But there on the street stood the little blue man

Who said with a tear in his eye

"I don't wuv you anymore!"

Please bear with me as I take a stroll down memory lane. I remember my mom singing this song to me as we sat at the piano. I remember feeling SO bad for the little blue man when he said "I dont' wuv you anymore." It's so funny how things stay with you.